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Im 26 years young. I work in the music industry. I currently reside in in Hermosa Beach CA, and i love life. Pass me another beer Gleep Glop!


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brain itches Theme by Adam Holwerda.
Apr
29

The things I learned at work today after a customer saw a dvd called "Bushes Brain, who's really running the country?" I'm not exaggerating at all these are the exact things she said. (Note: everything said by the customer should be read in a shouting voice)

  • Customer: I can't believe how they treated Bush after he left office.
  • Me: --
  • Customer: After he gave us 8 great years of service.
  • Me: George W. Bush?
  • Customer: Yes.
  • Me: OK. Agree to disagree.
  • Customer: He protected us, he's the only reason we're safe right now.
  • Me: ---
  • Customer: Oh and this Barack Obama, he...he's from Iran himself so
  • Me: Hmmm yeah, I'm pretty sure he's from Hawaii.
  • Customer: Nope, Iran. He came here when he was two, that's when he became a citizen of the U.S.
  • Me: That wouldn't even be possible, at any rate you have to be born a natural citizen of the United States to even become president.
  • Customer: Nope, not this one.
  • Me: --
  • Customer: Oh and just you wait, just you want and see what he does. You're gonna be sorry.
  • Me: Would you like a bag with that?
  • What an ass. People are retarted!